Usless Facts
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The human brain is 80% water.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every Games.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden, and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Mr. Wonderful

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This is why you never see me with my shirt off in the summer; I just hate to show off.
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Ants A colony
Bats A colony
Bears A sloth
Buffalo A gang
Buzzards A wake
Caterpillars An army
Clams A bed
Cranes A sedge
Crows A murder
Ducks A brace
Elk A gang
Ferrets A business
Finches A charm
Flamingos A stand
Flies A business
Frogs An army
Geese A gaggle
Giraffes A tower
Gnats A cloud
Goats A tribe
Gorillas A band
Grouse A pack
Gulls A colony
Hawks A cast
Herons A siege
Herring An army
Hippos A bloat
Hornets A nest
Hyenas A cackle
Jellyfish A smack
Kangaroos A troop
Lapwings A deceit
Leopards A leap
Lions A pride
Locusts A plague
Magpies A charm
Martens A richness
Moles A labor
Monkeys A troop
Nightingales A watch
Otters A romp
Owls A parliament
Oysters A bed
Parrots A company
Partridge A covey
Peacocks A muster
Penguins A colony
Pheasant A nest
Porcupines A prickle
Quail A bevy
Rhinos A crash
Seals A pod
Sharks A shiver
Snakes A nest
Sparrows A host
Squirrels A scurry
Swallows A flight
Swans A bevy
Tigers A streak
Toads A knot
Turkeys A rafter
Unicorns A blessing
Whales A pod
Wolves A pack
Woodpeckers A descent